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— Gwyneth Paltrow"[When] you're dying laughing because your three-year-old made a fart joke, it doesn't matter what else is going on. That's real happiness."
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There are more microbes per person than the entire population of the world. Imagine that. Per person. This means that if the time scale is diminished in proportion to that of space it would be quite possible for the whole story of Greece and Rome to be played out between farts.
— Alan Bennett
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As a human being, as you go through the course of your day, you might wake up with the shittiest day, and by noon something f - king historically funny happens around the water cooler, and you're about to fart yourself you're laughing so hard. And then you might have to think about something seriously for a minute.
— Killer Mike
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